On with the story!!!
My sister used to date this boy, who we will refer to as Sally in this story. He used to put on my mom’s high heels and wear bras on his head to be funny. I’m just sayin…
One night when we were all home from college, I was asleep in the guest room at my mom’s house. It was probably the wee hours of the morning. My slumber was rudely interrupted when I woke up to Laura and cross dresser, Sally, climbing all over me and the bed, peering out the windows, looking into the front yard. I, through barely open eyes say, “What are you all doing!?” Laura begins to tell me that there is someone in the front yard with a flash light sneaking all around the front porch. She thinks he is trying to rob us or something. Naturally, I fell back to sleep.
Through my half sleep, I can hear Sally and Laura running all over the house looking out windows and trying to see what is going on. Plottng how to save the world and the valuables in my mother's home. I guess, at some point, Homeboy Sally got my brother’s baseball bat. Laura later told me that Sally went out onto the front porch, shirtless, and threatened this person in the dark with his TBall bat.
About this time I come to my senses. I crept out of bed and went to find the crime fighters across the house. They are standing in the living room pacing and ringing their hands, wondering if they should call 911. I say, “Sally the cross dresser and Laura, it was probably the newspaper guy!”
Come to find out the next day, the poor newspaper boy was new and was trying to find our address on the house and was scared off by a shirtless cross dresser!!!
Me and Laura looking hot and awesome in like 1996.
Meredith is Oprah. I am Beyonce Knowles aka Foxxy Cleopatra. I can't wait to meet Sweet Adeline (bum bum bum)!
